• John:

    How am I supposed to get to the airport from here? I'm in the middle of nowhere!

  • Sherlock:

    Look for the clues, John.

  • John:

    Clues? What clues? I'M IN A FIELD.

  • Sherlock:

    Do you need me to point out the obvious? There are a lot of things you can deduce from your surroundings.

  • John:

    Oh, come on. You're telling me you can deduce my location from the bloody grass pigmentation or something?

  • Sherlock:

    Don't be so stupid. Look, John. /Really/ look.

  • John:

    Forget it. I'm going to make some tea.

  • *John goes off into the kitchen.*

  • *Sherlock quickly grabs the laptop, and un-hides John's location. He then Googles directions to the nearest airport, before placing the laptop back in its prior position.*

  • *5 minutes later, John returns and sees Sherlock sitting reading a newspaper.*

  • John:

    Given up, have we? I told you it's impossible to know where you are.

  • Sherlock:

    Follow the road north for approximately 7.5 miles, before you come to a crossroad. Take the left turning for another 9, and then you will reach the outskirts of a large town. I trust you won't find it too hard to find the airport from there.

  • John:

    ... *Follows instructions.* B-but.. How did you get that from a field?!

  • Sherlock:

    I told you, John. You people just don't /see/.

  • John:

    Well, colour me impressed. *Laughs in disbelief* You were right. The signs to the airport are right here.

  • Sherlock:

    What did I tell you? *Smirks*

  • John:

    Alright, no need to rub it in. I still don't understand h- Hang on. Did you just /Google/ my location? *Checks history* YOU DID. You cheating liar, Sherlock Holmes!

  • Sherlock:

    *Lifts newspaper up to cover face* I don't know what you're talking about.