
(Source: monstercrayonz, via klexquisite)

(Source: monstercrayonz, via klexquisite)
You know, people on Omegle grow tired of all the trolling and instead of making them want to see the show, we make it repelling.
So, even if I’ll be on Omegle tonight, why don’t you just give me your skype ID and we RP on skype instead of looking for each other for hours on Omegle?
That’s it ~
Cheers.
eer….how about all of them?
(Source: dwqm-ogm, via notyourhouse-elf)
“Why me?”
“Why not?”
“I just thought… wouldn’t you rather take, I don’t know, I mean-“
“Sherlock? Nah. Between you and me, Molly, he doesn’t seem like he’d be much fun. I like to have fun every now and again, keeps me young. And I’d have to keep apologising for him. I have enough trouble keeping track of who I need to apologise to for myself, I can’t be having that.”
“John, then? You said… it was dangerous, and I’m not- I mean, I don’t know how to fight or anything.”
“Not a big fan of fighting myself. You don’t mind about that by the way, do you? That it’s dangerous.”
“…No.”
“Well then. What’s the problem?”
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—This is the story of how … the Earth died.
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Be brainy. Be sexy. And Don't blink.